EVERY CRATE.
ENGINEERED.
One parametric engine, every kind of protection. From heavy industrial transport crates to vaulted coffins, tall enclosures and recycled-scrap builds — each design is computed, not guessed. Every service ships with a full 3D model and a blueprint PDF.
Heavy Industrial Transport
Titan-class freight crate
For heavy machinery and industrial equipment heading overseas. New wood, 18 mm frame, full X-bracing on every side and a 4-way forklift base that keeps 2-tonne loads liftable and stable through port handling.
MDF Monolith Solid
Sealed monolithic cabinet
A solid MDF monolith with zero gaps — perfect for electronics, lab instruments or anything that must stay dust-proof and unviewable. 25 mm MDF shell, lining-only walls, no skids.
Accordion Zig-Zag Wall
Scrap build, horizontal slats
A recycled-wood crate with horizontal accordion slats and alternating zig-zag bracing — a striking pattern built entirely from recovered pallet lumber.
Museum Statue Column
Tall fine-art monolith
A 2.6 m tall sealed column for statues, columns and tall museum pieces. Plywood shell with solid lining so priceless artifacts travel in a rigid, view-proof envelope.
Armadillo Scrap Vault
Slats + lining vault
The classic scrap-vault: exterior slats over a solid plywood lining. The smart sorting engine assigns the thickest recovered boards to the frame and the thinnest to skin.
Jenga Cube Stack
Perfect cube, stackable
A 1100 mm perfect cube built for warehouse stacking — identical faces, MDF 22 mm, forklift base. Sits flush in a stack without shifting.
Pancake Artwork Flatbed
Low-profile flat artwork crate
A 450 mm-tall flatbed for paintings, panels and wide-format art. 150 mm skids lift it clear of forklift tines; horizontal slats spread surface pressure evenly.
Leviathan Long Hauler
4.5 m extreme transporter
For boat masts, rails, beams and anything longer than a shipping container’s height. 4.5 m of spliced scrap lumber with OSB-lined vault walls.
Matchbox Micro Crate
Small-parts micro crate
A tiny OSB crate for small parts, samples and spares — cheap, light, and built to the same parametric standard as the big ones.
Safehouse Tall Cabinet
Tall equipment enclosure
A 1.9 m tall cabinet for on-site equipment, servers or displays. Plywood exterior with a sealed MDF lining; tight footprint where a standard crate won’t fit.
Time Capsule Artifact
Long narrow artifact case
A slim 2.1 m case for rods, scrolls, fishing rods and long artifacts — light 15 mm wood, horizontal slats and zig-zag bracing for rigidity without weight.
Damocles Cube Vault
Scrap cube, MDF-lined vault
A 1300 mm scrap cube vault — recovered lumber frame, solid MDF lining, forklift base. Maximum rigidity per kilogram of recycled material.
Bedrock Machine Base
Low heavy machine base
A low 520 mm platform for heavy machine bases and stamping equipment. 25 mm frame on 200 mm skids — built to sit under tons, not to tip.
Frostbyte Cold Chain
Cold-chain insulated vault
A 1300 mm-tall vault for cold-chain and temperature-sensitive cargo — sealed MDF lining ready for insulation boards, with a forklift base for fast transfers.
Royal Oak Adult Coffin
Classic oak, slat walls
A 1900 mm oak coffin with smooth vertical slats and X-braced ends — classic proportions, natural finish, dignified build.
Phoenix Scrap Coffin
Recycled-wood dignified build
A dignified coffin built from recovered boards — the sorting engine matches scrap thicknesses to the hexagonal frame so the build stays true and strong.
Velvet Smooth Adult Coffin
Smooth sealed MDF coffin
A fully sealed MDF coffin — lining-only walls give a velvet-smooth uninterrupted surface, ready for finishing or upholstery.
Mahogany Vault Coffin
Vaulted mahogany casket
A 2000 mm mahogany vault casket — exterior slats over a solid plywood lining, with alternating zig-zag bracing for a quieter, more private profile.
Heirloom Child Slats Coffin
Proportionally scaled, for children
A gently scaled 800 mm coffin with proportional child sizing — the engine thins the framing to keep the delicate proportions true.
Hedgehog Max Features
Everything at once showcase
The showcase build: horizontal slats, X-bracing, plywood-lined vault walls, forklift base and a three-tier scrap inventory — every feature the engine offers in one crate.
Heavy-Duty & Children's Coffins
Dignified sizing, both ends of the spectrum
The engine sizes coffins with the same parametric rigour it applies to freight — but with the dignity, proportions and load of a human resting form in mind. For heavier-weight adult persons, the frame thickens, the X-bracing deepens and the base is reinforced to carry the load through a gentle, secure build. For small children, the engine thins every member proportionally, so the delicate scale stays true from the lid down to the skids.
Both build lines share the same delivery: a full parametric blueprint, a rendered 3D model and a step-by-step assembly plan, emailed the moment your Bitcoin payment confirms on the blockchain.
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Every one of the twenty designs above is delivered with its full engineering package: an interactive 3D model, a blueprint PDF with orthographic views, isolated lid / frame / wall / skid grids, X-brace arm views, material cut-lists and step-by-step assembly instructions. Pick a build, pay for your blueprint, and take it to your workshop — or have us build it for you.
- Interactive 3D model
- Blueprint PDF download
- 30 rendered views
- Cut lists + assembly steps